Creeper Forks

Guys have you ever ripped on on a first date?

So I had this older gentlemen take me out last night. He responded to an ad I put on cralgslist looking for a sugar daddy. Well things were going well and I was really looking forward to getting some money out of the old creeper when the most himiliating thing happend. I dropped my fork, and when I bent to get it I cut the loudedt fart ofmy life. Everyone in the place pretty much froze and my date got this disgusted look on his face (especially when the smell hit). I grabbed my man bag and tore out of there. Do you think he will be calling me again? I wont hold my breath........Whats the most embarassing thing to happen to you on a date?
No Daria, its me. Remember my old account got suspended so I always have to make new ones. : )

"I wont hold my breath". ho ho

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